ugly people sure do ruin things
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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