Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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