are you so shy because you have an std?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Brb crying the tears of my youth
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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