I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You had me at "let me see your balls"
last night I used snow as a chaser
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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