You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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