if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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