I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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