I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just pee around me
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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