i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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