She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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