he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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