the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wish you could order shots online.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize