I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I love having hate sex.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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