Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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