No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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