just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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