yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
this hospital has no fireball
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
