question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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