what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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