I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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