Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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