I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
