I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Less talking, more tequila
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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