Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize