we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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