who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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