She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
