Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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