very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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