I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Pooping to opera.
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