If that was your dad, he is hot
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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