You're so nebulous sometimes
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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