why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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