But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
it glows. i had to have it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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