just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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