We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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