I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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