it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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