I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
it glows. i had to have it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
