Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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