We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
