That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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