Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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