I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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