it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
