Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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