ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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