Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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