My boss' voice literally gives me gas
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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