I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
