OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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