MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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