We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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