yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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