For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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