Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Randomize
