My hair reeks of homosexuality.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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