And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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