...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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